So, I’ve decided to start my own religion. It’s called 'I Don't Know.'We don't have a book. We don't have a building. Our main prayer is just looking at the sky and saying, 'Yeah... probably.'The tithing is low. The morale is high. And the best part? When you die, you just... stop.No hell, no heaven, just a really long, uninterrupted nap.Which, let’s be honest, sounds better than working a weekend, anyway." ? A deeper, more philosophical monologue ?
"I’m an atheist, which in Poland is less of a personal belief system and more of a . It's a logistical nightmare. cezary_jurkiewicz_ateizm_stand_up_2022
And the best part? She says, 'Okay, but if you don't believe, how do you know what is good?'I love this. So, the only thing keeping you from, I don't know, robbing a pharmacy, is the fear that a guy in the clouds is watching you?That’s not morality! That’s !I don’t kill people not because I’m afraid of eternal damnation. I don’t kill people because it’s a pain in the neck! The cleanup, the police... who has the time? So, I’ve decided to start my own religion
But you know what I actually miss? The mystery.Science has ruined everything. I want to look at a storm and think, 'Zeus is angry.'But now I look at a storm, and I think, 'Oh, okay, low pressure system, cold air mass, probably going to need an umbrella.'It’s accurate, but it’s . Our main prayer is just looking at the sky and saying, 'Yeah