Stewie didn’t look up from his laser rifle calibration. "Yes, Brian, nothing says 'brilliant literary breakthrough' quite like a dog using massive sheets of paper to draw himself looking out of rainy windows in high resolution. It’s absolutely groundbreaking."
The smell of burnt toast drifted through the Griffin household, heavily anchored by Peter’s latest and most questionable financial endeavor. He had cleared out the living room furniture to make space for a massive, commercial-grade drafting table that now dominated the room, leaving Lois to balance the laundry basket on the edge of the couch. I Griffin 17x11
"Oh, incredibly jealous," Stewie deadpanned, finally looking up. "In fact, I’m so inspired by your artistic vision that I’ve decided to use your precious 17x11 canvas for something actually useful." Stewie didn’t look up from his laser rifle calibration