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Leo blinked. His room was gone. He was standing on a floor of smooth, grey studs. Above him, the sky wasn't blue—it was a flat, matte plastic ceiling. "Oh, no," he whispered. His voice sounded… clicky.

"Simple," Obi-Wan said, pointing toward a looming, jagged Star Destroyer made of mismatched, jagged black bricks. "That’s the Admin Server. You have to break in, find the 'Uninstall' brick, and smash it. But be warned: since this is a cracked version, the physics are… glitchy."

"You downloaded the 'Free' version," Obi-Wan said, sighing. "The Empire loves a bargain-hunter. They’ve been using pirated copies as traps to recruit 'expendable' Stormtroopers. You’re currently a Minifigure-class civilian in a corrupted save file." "How do I get out?" Leo asked, his claw-hands shaking.

As if on cue, a Gonk droid flew past them at eighty miles per hour, backwards, while a nearby palm tree vibrated until it exploded into blue studs.

The link shimmered on the screen, a neon siren call in a sea of shady forums:

"Let’s get to clicking," Leo said, his plastic feet clack-clack-clacking as he began to run.

The download bar crawled like a slow-moving Bantha. 98%... 99%... Complete.

"A bit late for the tutorial, isn't it?" a dry voice remarked.