Madeas Class Reunion • Exclusive

As she watches her old classmates dance—some with walkers, some with rhythm—she softens for exactly three seconds.

The "reunion committee" (three women who haven't liked Madea since she stole the prom king's car in 1972) attempts to start the ceremony. Madeas Class Reunion

"Sheila," Madea says, leaning over a bowl of potato salad. "I am well-fed, well-rested, and well-armed. If you mention my weight one more time, I’m gonna turn this class reunion into a family reunion—because I’m gonna send you to go see your ancestors." The Aftermath As she watches her old classmates dance—some with

At the center of it all sits . She isn’t wearing a corsage; she’s wearing a floral housecoat with a 9mm tucked into the elastic waistband, just in case the "In Memoriam" section gets too disrespectful. The Arrival "I am well-fed, well-rested, and well-armed