Facing a lengthy prison sentence, Quagmire is forced to call in the one person he’s avoided for years: his mother, . Meet Crystal Quagmire

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The episode kicks off with Peter discovering his real name is actually , leading him to adopt a "bro-style" alter-ego complete with parties and questionable decisions. However, the real drama starts when Glenn Quagmire finds himself in legal hot water after unknowingly sleeping with an underage girl.